Hahahaaaaa….
Los Angeles - A bald Britney Spears doll in a straight jacket is up for sale on internet auction site eBay.
The one-off clay model, named "Britney Shears", has had 11 bids so far - the highest reaching $42.
One eBay member wrote on the site: "Hilarious. This is the best item ever! I'd bid for it if I had money to throw around. Thanks so much for such an amusing and well crafted piece of work."
The unnamed sculptor, whose other bizarre work has featured on Jay Leno's US chat show, has incurred the wrath of furious Britney fans.
One shocked fan said: "You are a truly sick person. Why can't people just leave Britney alone. Sicko!"
Bidding for the six inch polymer clay figure ends on Wednesday.
Britney is currently staying at Malibu's Promises rehab centre.
The 25-year-old star checked into rehab for the third time in six days last week.
Britney stunned the world by shaving off her hair in a Los Angeles salon on Friday 16 February, after hairdressers refused to shear her.
Bang Showbiz
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Britain To Encourage Online Gamling
Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown will reveal a plan in his budget next month to encourage the online gambling industry, according to published reports.
He will use the 21 March budget to announce that companies could obtain a British licence and still remain based overseas in return for a tax -- possibly as low as 2 per cent or 3 per cent, the Daily Telegraph said on Friday in an unsourced report.
Named a Remote Gaming Duty, the new tax would enable gambling firms to avoid paying VAT, the newspaper said. A comment was not immediately available from HM Treasury.
Internet gaming groups will be able to relocate to Britain and obtain a licence in September under the Gambling Act, the newspaper said. Such companies, however, have said they would decline the chance if it meant paying a tax on gross wins, it added.
He will use the 21 March budget to announce that companies could obtain a British licence and still remain based overseas in return for a tax -- possibly as low as 2 per cent or 3 per cent, the Daily Telegraph said on Friday in an unsourced report.
Named a Remote Gaming Duty, the new tax would enable gambling firms to avoid paying VAT, the newspaper said. A comment was not immediately available from HM Treasury.
Internet gaming groups will be able to relocate to Britain and obtain a licence in September under the Gambling Act, the newspaper said. Such companies, however, have said they would decline the chance if it meant paying a tax on gross wins, it added.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
iPod Ecsexory: New Girls' Best Friend
I don’t think I have to add anything…. Click the link for some satisfied customer testimonials…
OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen. Measures 5 1/2" long (insertable) and 1 1/8" in diameter. OhMiBod comes with an additional multi-speed endcap for use without an iPod or music player. It really is 2 products in one! Our motor provides strong yet quiet, intense rhythmic vibrations. With polished chrome detail and pearl white body this product is the ultimate iPod acsexsory!
Why is the music component so important? Listening to your favorite sexy music and actually feeling the corresponding vibes quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body truly "come" together. The range and intensity of the vibrations are endless, creating a dynamically sensational experience never felt before!
Included:
- 3-foot freedom cord
- Additional multi-speed end cap for use without a music player
- Universal headphone connector
- Velvet privacy pouch
- Invitation to share your favorite playlists on Club Vibe via the iTunes iMix section
Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Optimized for iPod® products and other MP3 players.
Also works with laptops, home stereos, portable CD players, microphones, electric guitars - virtually any electronic audio output source with a 3.5mm jack.
Care and Cleaning: Clean after every use with adult toy cleaner, alcohol or mild soap and water. Dry thoroughly. When cleaning, keep motor, end cap and batteries away from liquids to prevent corrosion of electronic parts.
Check it out!
OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen. Measures 5 1/2" long (insertable) and 1 1/8" in diameter. OhMiBod comes with an additional multi-speed endcap for use without an iPod or music player. It really is 2 products in one! Our motor provides strong yet quiet, intense rhythmic vibrations. With polished chrome detail and pearl white body this product is the ultimate iPod acsexsory!
Why is the music component so important? Listening to your favorite sexy music and actually feeling the corresponding vibes quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body truly "come" together. The range and intensity of the vibrations are endless, creating a dynamically sensational experience never felt before!
Included:
- 3-foot freedom cord
- Additional multi-speed end cap for use without a music player
- Universal headphone connector
- Velvet privacy pouch
- Invitation to share your favorite playlists on Club Vibe via the iTunes iMix section
Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Optimized for iPod® products and other MP3 players.
Also works with laptops, home stereos, portable CD players, microphones, electric guitars - virtually any electronic audio output source with a 3.5mm jack.
Care and Cleaning: Clean after every use with adult toy cleaner, alcohol or mild soap and water. Dry thoroughly. When cleaning, keep motor, end cap and batteries away from liquids to prevent corrosion of electronic parts.
Check it out!
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Go get some - Sex does the body good!
Shout it from the rooftops – sex is good for you!
This isn’t new or groundbreaking news, but scientists have proved that having regular and enthusiastic sex is really good for your health.
Having sex even a few times a week has an associative or causal relationship with the following:
*Improved sense of smell: After sex, production of the hormone prolactin surges. This, in turn, causes stem cells in the brain to develop new neurons in the brain's olfactory bulb, its smell center.
*Reduced risk of heart disease: In a 2001 follow-up to the Queens University study mentioned above, researchers focused on cardiovascular health. Their finding? That by having sex three or more times a week, men reduced their risk of heart attack or stroke by half.
*Weight loss, overall fitness: Sex, if nothing else, is exercise. A vigorous bout burns some 200 calories — about the same as running 15 minutes on a treadmill or playing a spirited game of squash. The pulse rate, in a person aroused, rises from about 70 beats per minute to 150, the same as that of an athlete putting forth maximum effort.
British researchers have determined that the equivalent of six Big Macs can be worked off by having sex three times a week for a year. Muscular contractions during intercourse work the pelvis, thighs, buttocks, arms, neck and thorax. Sex also boosts production of testosterone, which leads to stronger bones and muscles. Men's Health magazine has gone so far as to call the bed the single greatest piece of exercise equipment ever invented.
*Reduced depression: A study of 293 women in 2002 had the same implications. American psychologist Gordon Gallup reported that sexually active participants whose male partners did not use condoms were less subject to depression than those whose partners did. One theory of causality: Prostoglandin, a hormone found only in semen, may be absorbed in the female genital tract, thus modulating female hormones.
*Pain relief: Immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin surge to five times their normal level. This, in turn, releases endorphins, which alleviate the pain of everything from headaches to arthritis to even migraines. In women, sex also prompts production of estrogen, which can reduce the pain of PMS.
*Less frequent colds and flu: Wilkes University in Pennsylvania says individuals who have sex once or twice a week show 30 percent higher levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A, which is known to boost the immune system.
*Better bladder control: Heard of Kegel exercises? You do them, whether you know it or not, every time you stem your flow of urine. The same set of muscles is worked during sex.
*Better teeth: Seminal plasma contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown to hinder tooth decay. Since this is a family web site, we will omit discussion of the mineral delivery system. Suffice it to say that it could be a far richer, more complex and more satisfying experience than squeezing a tube of Crest — even Tartar Control Crest. Researchers have noted, parenthetically, that sexual etiquette usually demands the brushing of one's teeth before and/or after intimacy, which, by itself, would help promote better oral hygiene.
But is there such a thing as too much sex?
The answer, in purely physiological terms, is this: If you're female, probably not. If you're male? You betcha.
Dr. Claire Bailey of the University of Bristol says there is little or no risk of a woman overdosing on sex. In fact, she says, regular sessions can not only firm a woman's tummy and buttocks but also improve her posture.
As for men, urologist Eid says it's definitely possible to get too much of a good thing, now that drugs such as Viagra and Levitra have given men far more staying power than what may actually be good for them.
The penis, says Eid, is wonderfully resilient. But everything has its limits. Penile tissues, if given too roistering or prolonged a pummeling, can sustain damage. In cases you'd just as soon not hear about, permanent damage.
So go get some, girls! It’s for your health…..
Source
This isn’t new or groundbreaking news, but scientists have proved that having regular and enthusiastic sex is really good for your health.
Having sex even a few times a week has an associative or causal relationship with the following:
*Improved sense of smell: After sex, production of the hormone prolactin surges. This, in turn, causes stem cells in the brain to develop new neurons in the brain's olfactory bulb, its smell center.
*Reduced risk of heart disease: In a 2001 follow-up to the Queens University study mentioned above, researchers focused on cardiovascular health. Their finding? That by having sex three or more times a week, men reduced their risk of heart attack or stroke by half.
*Weight loss, overall fitness: Sex, if nothing else, is exercise. A vigorous bout burns some 200 calories — about the same as running 15 minutes on a treadmill or playing a spirited game of squash. The pulse rate, in a person aroused, rises from about 70 beats per minute to 150, the same as that of an athlete putting forth maximum effort.
British researchers have determined that the equivalent of six Big Macs can be worked off by having sex three times a week for a year. Muscular contractions during intercourse work the pelvis, thighs, buttocks, arms, neck and thorax. Sex also boosts production of testosterone, which leads to stronger bones and muscles. Men's Health magazine has gone so far as to call the bed the single greatest piece of exercise equipment ever invented.
*Reduced depression: A study of 293 women in 2002 had the same implications. American psychologist Gordon Gallup reported that sexually active participants whose male partners did not use condoms were less subject to depression than those whose partners did. One theory of causality: Prostoglandin, a hormone found only in semen, may be absorbed in the female genital tract, thus modulating female hormones.
*Pain relief: Immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin surge to five times their normal level. This, in turn, releases endorphins, which alleviate the pain of everything from headaches to arthritis to even migraines. In women, sex also prompts production of estrogen, which can reduce the pain of PMS.
*Less frequent colds and flu: Wilkes University in Pennsylvania says individuals who have sex once or twice a week show 30 percent higher levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A, which is known to boost the immune system.
*Better bladder control: Heard of Kegel exercises? You do them, whether you know it or not, every time you stem your flow of urine. The same set of muscles is worked during sex.
*Better teeth: Seminal plasma contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown to hinder tooth decay. Since this is a family web site, we will omit discussion of the mineral delivery system. Suffice it to say that it could be a far richer, more complex and more satisfying experience than squeezing a tube of Crest — even Tartar Control Crest. Researchers have noted, parenthetically, that sexual etiquette usually demands the brushing of one's teeth before and/or after intimacy, which, by itself, would help promote better oral hygiene.
But is there such a thing as too much sex?
The answer, in purely physiological terms, is this: If you're female, probably not. If you're male? You betcha.
Dr. Claire Bailey of the University of Bristol says there is little or no risk of a woman overdosing on sex. In fact, she says, regular sessions can not only firm a woman's tummy and buttocks but also improve her posture.
As for men, urologist Eid says it's definitely possible to get too much of a good thing, now that drugs such as Viagra and Levitra have given men far more staying power than what may actually be good for them.
The penis, says Eid, is wonderfully resilient. But everything has its limits. Penile tissues, if given too roistering or prolonged a pummeling, can sustain damage. In cases you'd just as soon not hear about, permanent damage.
So go get some, girls! It’s for your health…..
Source
Monday, February 19, 2007
No Smoking Forces Bingo Players Online
Scores of Bingo-lovin Brits are expected to stay at home for their big Bingo night out, as they're not allowed to smoke in bingo halls around the country.
Smoking is as much part of bingo hall culture as yelling the word BINGO!, which doesn't bode well for the future of this popular game.
But there's hope yet. Online Bingo has taken off in a big way, and it's relaxed, welome community feel has won over many a land-based fan. You can chat, play games and win prizes while you play, all in the comfort of home.
In other words, it's bingo - only better.
I discovered this quite a while back, and have loved every minute of play since. At danger of sounding like a walking advertisement, go and have a look at River Belle Bingo - it's where I spend my free time playing, chatting and having a fantastic time.
Just don't tell my friends....
Smoking is as much part of bingo hall culture as yelling the word BINGO!, which doesn't bode well for the future of this popular game.
But there's hope yet. Online Bingo has taken off in a big way, and it's relaxed, welome community feel has won over many a land-based fan. You can chat, play games and win prizes while you play, all in the comfort of home.
In other words, it's bingo - only better.
I discovered this quite a while back, and have loved every minute of play since. At danger of sounding like a walking advertisement, go and have a look at River Belle Bingo - it's where I spend my free time playing, chatting and having a fantastic time.
Just don't tell my friends....
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Valentine’s Day Sucks If You’re single.
So I looked for reasons why it's great to be single.
It doesn’t quite make up for the lack of flowers and chocolates, but it made me feel a little bit better. Downing lots of shots later tonight should make up for the rest…
1. I don't have to fight for remote control ownership.
2. I don't have to wash smelly socks and skiddy underwear. (not that I did that anyway)
3. There are no pairs of shoes left in the middle of the floor to trip over at six in the morning.
4. I can lie in the bath for as long as we want.
5. I don't have to fake an orgasm.
6. I don't have to shave
7. I don't have anyone saying 'you're not going to wear that, are you?'
8. I don't have to suffer his cooked meals and then spend an hour trying to get the burnt, congealed mess of the bottom of our saucepans.
9. If I want to do something, I just do it!
10. I enjoy sleeping in my double bed and having it all to myself.
11. I can be moody without anyone trying to find out if something's wrong! If I don't want to talk - I just won't!
12. I have FREEDOM to choose.
13. I love waking up and not hearing the sound of snoring.
14. I love going out and not having to say where I've been or what I've been doing and what time I should be back.
15. I love going shopping and not having to hide what I've bought in the wardrobe and pretend I've had it ages.
16. I control what I spend and where I spend it.
17. I can say what I really think.
18. I can have my friends over to drink wine and behave outrageously WHENEVER I want (because he never liked those friends anyway!).
19. I don't have to worry about what sort of food to buy, I can eat whatever, whenever I choose.
20. I'm not made to feel like an idiot for sitting on the Internet - I can surf to my hearts content.
21. I can spend all night on the phone without having to justify it.
22. I go to bed when I please.
23. I can make a mess, and never tidy it up.
24. I can drink wine out of a mug.
25. I can do a smelly fart without being told it's 'unladylike'.
Source: iVillage
It doesn’t quite make up for the lack of flowers and chocolates, but it made me feel a little bit better. Downing lots of shots later tonight should make up for the rest…
1. I don't have to fight for remote control ownership.
2. I don't have to wash smelly socks and skiddy underwear. (not that I did that anyway)
3. There are no pairs of shoes left in the middle of the floor to trip over at six in the morning.
4. I can lie in the bath for as long as we want.
5. I don't have to fake an orgasm.
6. I don't have to shave
7. I don't have anyone saying 'you're not going to wear that, are you?'
8. I don't have to suffer his cooked meals and then spend an hour trying to get the burnt, congealed mess of the bottom of our saucepans.
9. If I want to do something, I just do it!
10. I enjoy sleeping in my double bed and having it all to myself.
11. I can be moody without anyone trying to find out if something's wrong! If I don't want to talk - I just won't!
12. I have FREEDOM to choose.
13. I love waking up and not hearing the sound of snoring.
14. I love going out and not having to say where I've been or what I've been doing and what time I should be back.
15. I love going shopping and not having to hide what I've bought in the wardrobe and pretend I've had it ages.
16. I control what I spend and where I spend it.
17. I can say what I really think.
18. I can have my friends over to drink wine and behave outrageously WHENEVER I want (because he never liked those friends anyway!).
19. I don't have to worry about what sort of food to buy, I can eat whatever, whenever I choose.
20. I'm not made to feel like an idiot for sitting on the Internet - I can surf to my hearts content.
21. I can spend all night on the phone without having to justify it.
22. I go to bed when I please.
23. I can make a mess, and never tidy it up.
24. I can drink wine out of a mug.
25. I can do a smelly fart without being told it's 'unladylike'.
Source: iVillage
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Naughty Valentine’s gift guide
There's not much hope for chocolates, hearts and flowers for me this Valentine's Day.
That's why I'll be opting for saucy treats from x-rated love hearts, Good Vibrations Pamper Me Pretty Gift Set, Tracey Cox Orgasm Gel to everything you need for a passionate and romantic night of foreplay.
Now – to find a bloody partner! Sob sob.
ivillage
That's why I'll be opting for saucy treats from x-rated love hearts, Good Vibrations Pamper Me Pretty Gift Set, Tracey Cox Orgasm Gel to everything you need for a passionate and romantic night of foreplay.
Now – to find a bloody partner! Sob sob.
ivillage
Monday, February 12, 2007
Stars keep each other warm on the beach.
Hiehiehie….
Paparazzi took this exclusive photograph of British celebrities Victoria Beckham and Keira Knightley keeping each other warm on the beach in Malibu.
Source
Paparazzi took this exclusive photograph of British celebrities Victoria Beckham and Keira Knightley keeping each other warm on the beach in Malibu.
Source
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
ugly soccer fans streaking
I love it!
I had a fat giggle over UglyFootballers.com, a hilarious site, featuring ugly footballers and their posh wives, naked streakers, mullets, ugly fans and even ugly injuries.
And although I take my footie very seriously, this is a real laugh!
Check out the ugly streakers
I had a fat giggle over UglyFootballers.com, a hilarious site, featuring ugly footballers and their posh wives, naked streakers, mullets, ugly fans and even ugly injuries.
And although I take my footie very seriously, this is a real laugh!
Check out the ugly streakers
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
164 days until I read again…!
Once again, Chav’s a little slow on the uptake. I think I’ve only read 6 books in my life. And yes, they were Harry Potter books.
So now that I’ve found out when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will be published (July 21st!!), I’ll count the days.
Can’t hardly wait!
So now that I’ve found out when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will be published (July 21st!!), I’ll count the days.
Can’t hardly wait!
Monday, February 5, 2007
Blog of a geisha
It seems that to write a blog that really attracks attention and lots of readers, you need to be a prostitute. Or a high-class Japanese hooker in training.
Following on the orgasmic success of Belle de Jour, a funny, clever, honest prostitute (yes, clearly they can be that), comes Blog of a Geisha. This 18-year old Japanese girl is receiving hundreds of thousands of hits on her blog.
Considering that the blog is written in Japanese, this is no mean feat.
Ichimame is a maiko, or an apprentice geisha, which is a hostess trained to entertain men by singing, dancing and well… other, more intimate activities. In other words, she is a high-class hooker in training.
She works at Ichi, a genteel teahouse in the Kamishichiken district, one of Kyoto’s five geisha districts or hanamachi (flower towns).
She started the “Maiko Blog” on the teahouse Web site in December 2005 to inform people about her world and to encourage people to visit Kyoto to see maiko perform.
And as the Arthur Golden, author of the best-selling book Memoirs of a Geisha could’ve told her, people really like to know about the myserious world of the geisha. In September 2006 alone, her blog received 300,000 hits.
Check it out if you can read Japanese...
Following on the orgasmic success of Belle de Jour, a funny, clever, honest prostitute (yes, clearly they can be that), comes Blog of a Geisha. This 18-year old Japanese girl is receiving hundreds of thousands of hits on her blog.
Considering that the blog is written in Japanese, this is no mean feat.
Ichimame is a maiko, or an apprentice geisha, which is a hostess trained to entertain men by singing, dancing and well… other, more intimate activities. In other words, she is a high-class hooker in training.
She works at Ichi, a genteel teahouse in the Kamishichiken district, one of Kyoto’s five geisha districts or hanamachi (flower towns).
She started the “Maiko Blog” on the teahouse Web site in December 2005 to inform people about her world and to encourage people to visit Kyoto to see maiko perform.
And as the Arthur Golden, author of the best-selling book Memoirs of a Geisha could’ve told her, people really like to know about the myserious world of the geisha. In September 2006 alone, her blog received 300,000 hits.
Check it out if you can read Japanese...
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Celebrity Cameltoe! Ain't nothin like it on a slow Thursday...
According to Lifestyle Buzz, there’s a strange abundance of cameltoe lately. We’re talking about the Hollywood hotties and not-so hotties.
For those who don’t know what a cameltoe is, it’s what you see if a person wears… ok no wait. If you don’t know what cameltoe is, I don’t know why you would want to read my blog in any case.
That being said, I also consider myself enlightened after learning that for men, it’s called “Moose-Knuckle”. Lol!
Check out stars like Tom Cruise (moose-knuckle!), Tyra Banks, Madonna, Jessica Simpson, Fergie etc. as they reveal a little more than we ever wanted to see (but can’t help looking at!)
Lifestyle Buzz
For those who don’t know what a cameltoe is, it’s what you see if a person wears… ok no wait. If you don’t know what cameltoe is, I don’t know why you would want to read my blog in any case.
That being said, I also consider myself enlightened after learning that for men, it’s called “Moose-Knuckle”. Lol!
Check out stars like Tom Cruise (moose-knuckle!), Tyra Banks, Madonna, Jessica Simpson, Fergie etc. as they reveal a little more than we ever wanted to see (but can’t help looking at!)
Lifestyle Buzz
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